| 1 | Four Seasons I (Four Seasons Yachts) | $319,500 | Funnel Suite, 7 nights (rate sheet; he quotes "can exceed $350,000") | Crete–Istanbul, 7 nights (2026) | Grand Ocean Suite ($19,250 after a discount) | Ocean | No |
| 2 | Ilma (Ritz-Carlton Yacht Collection) | ~$125,000 | Owner's Suite, 7 nights (his figure) | Istanbul–Athens, 7 nights (2025) | Signature Suite ($28,800) | Ocean | No |
| 3 | Seven Seas Grandeur (Regent Seven Seas) | $102,732 | Regent Suite, 7-night Miami Caribbean sailing, Nov 2026 (£77,038) | Miami–Central America, about 7 nights (2024) | Seven Seas Suite (just under $20,000) | Ocean | No |
| 4 | Explora I (Explora Journeys) | $89,104 | Owner's Residence, 7-night Caribbean sailing, Jan 2027 (£66,818) | Lanzarote–Barcelona, 7 nights (2024) | Residence (£21,500) | Ocean | No |
| 5 | Orient Express Corinthian | $81,584 | Two-bedroom specialty suite, his 3 nights (his figure) (€72,500) | Valletta–Dubrovnik, 3 nights (2026) | Apartment Superior (€27,000) | Ocean | No |
| 6 | Icon of the Seas (Royal Caribbean) | $80,000 | Ultimate Family Townhouse, 7 nights (his figure: "over $80,000") | Miami–Caribbean, 7 nights (2024) | Icon Loft Suite (about $32,000) | Ocean | No |
| 7 | Disney Treasure (Disney Cruise Line) | ~$57,440 | Tomorrow Tower Suite, 7 nights (reported 2024 fare, family of four) | Port Canaveral–Caribbean, 7 nights (2025) | 2-Story Royal Suite ($41,400) | Ocean | No |
| 8 | Celebrity Millennium | ~$57,063 | Penthouse Suite, 12-night Japan fare scaled to 14 nights (~£42,791) | Tokyo–Singapore, 14 nights (2024) | Royal Suite ($24,256) | Ocean | No |
| 9 | Evrima (Ritz-Carlton Yacht Collection) | $53,000 | Owner's Suite (his figure, "on the cheapest cruise") | Caribbean, 5 nights (2023) | Terrace Suite (about $9,830) | Ocean | No |
| 10 | Queen Anne (Cunard) | ~$46,167 | Queens Grill Grand Suite, 12-night fare scaled to 17 nights (~£34,620) | New York–San Francisco via Panama, 17 nights (2025) | Princess Grill Suite (just under $26,000) | Ocean | No |
| 11 | Queen Mary 2 (Cunard) | $40,643 | Grand Duplex, 7-night crossing, Sep 2025 (£30,478) | Southampton–New York, 7 nights (2022) | Princess Grill Suite (£5,198) | Ocean | No |
| 12 | Celebrity Apex | $34,000 | Iconic Suite (he booked it) | From Southampton, 3 nights (2024) | Iconic Suite (just under $34,000) | Ocean | Yes |
| 13 | Le Commandant Charcot (Ponant) | ~$29,351 | Owner's Suite, 11-night ocean voyage fare scaled to 5 nights (~£22,010) | Le Havre–Iceland, 5 nights (2023) | Duplex Suite ($13,570) | Expedition | No |
| 14 | Star of the Seas (Royal Caribbean) | $26,500 | Ultimate Family Townhouse (he booked it) | Florida–CocoCay, 4 nights (2025) | Ultimate Family Townhouse (about $26,500) | Ocean | Yes |
| 15 | Silver Whisper (Silversea) | ~$25,025 | Owner's Suite, 16-night Vancouver–Tokyo fare scaled to 14 nights | Seward–Tokyo, 14 nights (2023) | Royal Suite (£18,450) | Ocean | No |
| 16 | SH Diana (Swan Hellenic) | $25,000 | Owner's Suite (he booked it) | Iceland–Svalbard (2025) | Owner's Suite ($25,000) | Expedition | Yes |
| 16 | Disney Wish (Disney Cruise Line) | ~$25,000 | Wish Tower Suite (he booked it) | Bahamas, 3–4 nights (2024) | Wish Tower Suite (just under $25,000) | Ocean | Yes |
| 18 | Wonder of the Seas (Royal Caribbean) | ≥$22,222 | Ultimate Family Suite (no fare found; his loft suite shown as a floor) | Florida–Caribbean, about 4 nights (2023) | Loft suite (about $22,222) | Ocean | No |
| 19 | Viking Mississippi (Viking) | ~$19,000 | Explorer Suite (he booked it) | Memphis–New Orleans, 7 nights (2026) | Explorer Suite (about $19,000) | River | Yes |
| 20 | Riverside Mozart (Riverside Luxury Cruises) | $16,880 | Owner's Suite, list price (he booked it) (€15,000) | Budapest–Vienna, 3 nights (2023) | Owner's Suite (€5,296 with a press discount) | River | Yes |
| 21 | Utopia of the Seas (Royal Caribbean) | ~$16,000 | Ultimate Family Suite (he booked it) | Florida–Bahamas, 3 nights (2025) | Ultimate Family Suite (about $16,000) | Ocean | Yes |
| 22 | Scarlet Lady (Virgin Voyages) | $15,100 | Massive Suite (he booked it) | Miami–Bahamas, 5 days (2023) | Massive Suite ($15,100) | Ocean | Yes |
| 23 | Nieuw Amsterdam (Holland America Line) | ~$14,000 | Pinnacle Suite (he booked it, for three guests) | Vancouver–Whittier, 7 nights (2024) | Pinnacle Suite (just over $14,000) | Ocean | Yes |
| 24 | Aqua Nera (Aqua Expeditions) | $11,240 | Design Suite, upper deck, 3 nights, 2026 | Peruvian Amazon from Iquitos, 3 nights (2026) | Design Suite (just under $10,000) | River | No |
| 25 | Margaritaville at Sea Paradise | $2,423 | Grand Suite (he booked it) | Palm Beach–Bahamas, 2 nights (2024) | Grand Suite ($2,423) | Ocean | Yes |